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Just in case you forgot how great Dennis Leary was.... OKAYYYY

Eh, I've had better

So Euro Night has come and gone. Some dressed up, others didnt...Some got it, others didn't...Some thought I looked like a sexual deviant, others agreed. All and all it was a sorta successful Saturday night as the crew rolled out of 307 and headed onto the streets of Ibiza(Hoboken). I'm gonna go ahead and cancel next years Euro fest, or at least delay it until all members of the clan get on board and do the proper research into traditional gay male European garb (This means doing more than googling "Euro clothes," Dick). The good news however, is that the "Mustache Party" I plan on throwing at Fitz's place (of course) is probably gonna be awesome. I'm already looking forward to it, and the thought of walking out of the apartment with a crew of mustache weilding men and women really gets me going. We'll keep you posted.

Another Thanksgiving Come and Gone

"Heyyy, you look great too!!!, and I see you got fake tits... thats awesome, congrats!!!"

That conversation happened at least 2 and a half million times Wednesday night as old aquaintences reunited and rehashed a history that hopefully had at least one memorable moment. Fortunately for me, I had a work and was unable to attend the festivities. Don't get me wrong, in the right state of mind the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving can be euphoric...getting hammered with dozens of people you grew up with and giving it one more try with that girl you always wanted to make out with Freshman year.
With that said, Thanksgiving has come and gone, and maybe next year my state of mind will make me want to attend the Thanksgiving pregame. As for this years turkey day, it was pretty standard... The turkey was undercooked, the mashed potatoes were on point, the dessert was purchased at a bakery, and the football was bad. All and all Thanksgiving was a success, as it allowed us all not to appreciate the things that we have, but instead it gave us all an excuse to overeat and be as lazy as humanly possible. For these reasons, Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the year....no offense to you Hanukkah.

A Very Euro Saturday Night!!!

That's right folks, break out the tightest pair of dungarees ya got cause Saturday night is Euro Night!!! Why Euro Night, Lee??? I dunno, maybe cause its gonna be fucking awesome?!?
So don't say ya haven't been warned, and when Saturday night rolls around, don't say your unprepared, because my mustache is already trimmed and my vest is already laid out....WHOS COMIN WITH ME?!?!

This weekend was all about Syracuse

Yeah we got drunk, yeah we all hung out, yeah we made out a little, yeah Saturday night was a standard great night...but it's what happened before Saturday night that made this weekend an unbelievable success. I not only had the pleasure of attending my first Syracuse basketball game of the year (An outstanding win against defending national champs UNC), but I watched as the SU football team laid a licking on Rutgers. I haven't felt unbridled joy quite like this since 1994, when for a split second the normally fuzzy Playboy channel turned high definition.

Heres a rundown of the very amazing, very "Orange" weekend...

I wasn't able to attend Thursday nights first round game against California, but ol' boy Phil was there soaking it all in. In his post game presser (a 4 line email to me) Phippis let it be known that he sorta fell in love with the chick who sung the National Anthem (phone calls have been made to her PR people), and that the trend of black people rocking "Fauxhawks" is dying out (unfortunately).

Madison Square Garden is probably my favorite place to watch a game, especially when Syracuse is beating the Shit out of UNC. I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of decent looking broads at the game (6.5-8), and I met a lovely girl on the train ride who was very knowledgeable in the "Arts of Cuse." We talked on end about her favorite teams of years passed, her love for Otto (Syracuse mascot), annnd her fiance....FUCK!

While at the game I also witnessed my first set of Syracuse lesbians. They were clearly excited about the win, and it just goes to show how "Orange" is transcending boundaries. I will post a picture at a later time

As if the weekend couldn't have gotten any more awesome, it did, when SU put a whoopin on Rutgers, Saturday morning. There's nothing better than watching your favorite football team beat the snot out of a bunch of juiced up fist pumpers dressed in Scarlet. "You fuck my wife?!?"

So there ya have it folks... a perfect 10 of a weekend. My highest hopes were fulfilled and we had a good Saturday night to boot. Next weekend has a lot to live up to, and we'll be sure to keep you updated. Oh, by the way, feast your eyes on the Empire State building decked out in Syracuse colors... not bed, eh?

A Date with DICK part DEUX

So dick went on his first blind date, and hopefully his last. In my opinion blind dates are red flags in life, and should be monitored very carefully. Anyhow, here are the highlights from the date per Dick...

- His Date had large Chesticles

- She loves the song "Sexy Bitch"

- She didn't put out

- Did he mention she had large bosoms? (cause he did 7 times in the post game email )

Overall it sounds like this date was a success, and we at TSGOT commend Gronske for putting himself out there. Lets just hope he never does it again, and if he does, we will recommend that he he hires a life coach.

A date with DICK

Ladies and gentleman, DICK is going on a blind date tonight! I haven't been this excited since my Bar Mitzvah. TSGOT is gonna have full coverage of the big night, plus a post game interview with Gronske himself. We wish you nothing but the best of luck big guy, and whatever you do, resist the urge to put the words "Butt," and "Sex" together in a sentence.

Good luck